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firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

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Apr 18, 2014 / 78,535 notes

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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Apr 18, 2014 / 80,888 notes
  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 
Apr 18, 2014 / 216,691 notes

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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Apr 18, 2014 / 162,948 notes

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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Apr 18, 2014 / 117,140 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Apr 18, 2014 / 173 notes

rocio-rae:

○Green Day Demos 20/???
DOWNLOAD

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Apr 18, 2014 / 227,992 notes

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact
Apr 18, 2014 / 372,206 notes

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

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hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]
Apr 18, 2014 / 5,332 notes

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

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Apr 18, 2014 / 483,567 notes

jpgay:

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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Apr 18, 2014 / 18,665 notes

turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

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